https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_ph22fi4VpC1t7elp1o1_r1.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://starlightmagika.tumblr.com/post/179431994335/audio_player_iframe/starlightmagika/tumblr_ph22fi4VpC1t7elp1?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_ph22fi4VpC1t7elp1o1_r1.mp3
yeah sure @zeromotherfuckers
i’ll put a transcript under the cut, as well 🙂 if there are any mistakes, please let me know!
Big Gay Dracula Does a Shitpost 