If you were in a fanfic, would you be the pining idiot or the oblivious dumbass?
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#oh im the oblivious dumbass and it is marked very clearly in history #i was SHOCKED when i realized c was asking me out. on their. second attempt.
…charlie, that was not the second attempt. im sorry. there were at least a few more attempts peppered in there. i love you.
PINING IDIOT. I legitimately hardcore flirted with my lifemate for three goddamn months before I finally got frustrated and asked him straight out whether he was interested and he was like “shit wait what” and we’ve been together for five years
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