randomitemdrop:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

found a weird bottle with a skull and crossbones on it. can’t wait to drink this very cool Pirate Juice. 

the label’s worn down but I’m pretty sure the P stands for “pirate”

Item: Very Cool Pirate Juice; anyone who drinks it could get a cool peg-leg, hook-hand, or eyepatch! Roll d10:

1-6: temporarily causes a speech impediment in which the character over-emphasizes their rhotics for 2d4 hours

7: Neurological damage and gangrene causes a hand to wither and fall off

8: Neurological damage and gangrene causes a foot to wither and fall off

9: Scurvy

10: Permanently blind in one eye