I’ve been playing a fair amount of Hitman 2 over the last few days, and I think I’ve come to an important realization:
The only reason that nobody has made a good Hitman film yet is because they keep trying to make something too serious and expansive, rather than a straight-up action comedy piece focusing entirely on one convoluted day
bad Hitman movie: agent 47 is in his iconic suit for the majority of the runtime, occasionally switching out for a disguise as an executive, security guard, etc.
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