andhumanslovedstories:

stay tuned for my new ASMR youtube channel which will be nothing but roleplay videos where we have to justify why I am speaking so quietly. The first episode will be entitled “We Discuss Tax Law While Deeply Hungover” and should that be a success, I’ll follow up with such relaxing staples as “I Need to Arrange My Art Supplies Without Waking A Sleeping Baby,” “Study French With Me as I Hide in My Ex-Girlfriend’s Closet, She Cannot Know I Am Here But Likewise I Cannot Fail The Test Tomorrow,” and my most viewed video “You Get A Haircut But In The A Quiet Place Universe”