cephalotodd:

thor: brother come hang out outside with me and my fifty friends we’re doing sports and then fighting and other jock activities

loki: no i cant i have to take my fourth bath today and listen to my playlist of the sound of snails crawling along concrete i have a VERY tight schedule and you just don’t understand what i’m going through right now or what i need in life you’ve ALWAYS been like this i remember one time when we were seven you –

thor: afterwards we’re going to a gay bar

loki, lobbing his fifty-piece versace shower set out the window as his bathrobe shapeshifts into slutty leather number: well damn bitch lead with that next time