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kaible:

caecilius-est-pater:

sarahruhlofficial:

the oompa loompas are a greek chorus

First of all, I hate this so much. Second of all, imagine if the two switched places.

(Veruca falls into the trash chute)
Chorus: Pray thou no more; for mortals have no escape from destined woe. Wisdom is the supreme part of happiness; and reverence towards the gods must be inviolate. Great words of prideful men are ever punished with great blows…

(Oedipus stabs his eyes out)
Oompa Loompas: Oompa loompa doopity do
I’ve got another riddle for you
What do you get when you sleep with your mum?
A curse on your kids for decades to come~

1) this is hysterical and 2) think about the eons of culture that have lead to the creation of this joke. I am humbled by this.

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Even bohemian rhapsody does the bury your gays trope…

thelittlestastronaut:

eroticcannibal:

themintycupcake:

lordhellebore:

janiedean:

bardstard:

bardstard:

freddie mercury literally died in real life though?????

# YOUR FAVE IS PROBLEMATIC: REAL LIFE # ENGAGES IN THE BURY YOUR GAYS TROPE (via @roosebaldton)

lmfao ‘none of the straight characters died’ newsflash roger taylor brian may and john deacon are real ppl and they’re all not deceased but okay then

I can’t believe this is the swamp of idiocy we’re living in.

Wait, I thought the film wasn’t covering the AIDS crisis? That’s why I thought a lot of people were (still very inappropriately) calling for a boycott. So do we want Freddie’s death to be shown in the film or not?

ITS 👏 NOT 👏 A 👏 TROPE 👏 IF 👏 IT 👏 ACTUALLY 👏 HAPPENED 👏 WE 👏 ARE 👏 PEOPLE 👏 NOT 👏 STORIES

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gingersnapwolves:

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fastpacedfreefall:

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scaredpotter:

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

Madam Pomfrey banning the drinking game the very next day, after 90% of Slytherin house is admitted to the hospital wing with alcohol poisoning

#She drags Albus Dumbledore down to the hospital wing to show him the damage#Slytherin classes have been cancelled for the day as nearly everyone is here#too drunk to function#most are silent#but a few will occasionally look off into the distance with a sneer#and under their breaths#in the most disdainful and haughty voice they can manage#will mutter#POTTER#causing a fit of giggles to ripple through the room#Dumbledore agrees to ban the game and makes the announcement at dinner that evening#the only Slytherin in the Great Hall at that time is#of course#Malfoy#who turns red and immediately mutters that obviously this is Potter’s fault#Snape takes a shot#Harry Potter (x)

Oh my god it got so much better.

Snape takes a shot