ROUND ABOUT THE CAULDRON GO
IN THE POISONED ENTRAILS THROW
GRIND THE FLESH AND SPILL THE BLOOD
END MANKIND WITH FIRE AND FLOOD
WHEN YOU’RE DONE WITH MAGICK’S NEEDS
GIVE THE BIRBS SOME SUNFLOWER SEEDS
Author: fluxfaun
It’s dangerous to go alone, take this
(kicks open door) BATTER NO TIME TO EXPLAIN PUT THESE STILETTOS ON AND POSE
he’s keeping them because they increase his stats
dang
For the second year in a row, despite an email being sent around and a bunch of people agreeing, I am the only one who dressed up for halloween.
so i asked a friend what was up and she replied with this and i feel like i’m in an episode of the twilight zone
a fucking mood
🦇
It’d really suck if I got ice or water-themed superpowers. I’d have to wear blue and white and gray instead of the reds and oranges I prefer.
wear the reds and oranges and pull an iceland/greenland on em
“I have cornered you in this aquarium, where your fire powers are useless!”
“Fire powers? Dude, I’m an ice hero. I freeze shit and manipulate water. Also, I love aquariums. Thanks for the free entry!”
“But… you’re dressed like Guy Fieri…?”
“Yeah haha. I have an autumnal complexion.”
Also, no superhero should have a name that gives away the power set.
Misdirection – “Get him, Lasereye!”
“Haha, my mirror will deflect your, wait, why are you made of stone now?”They call him laser eye because he once blinded himself with a laser pointer and it was the funniest shit they’d ever seen
This is my cup of tea.




