Author: fluxfaun

chaoticdumpstercactus:

ebolazaire:

thegestianpoet-archive:

• Hot cocoa in a Styrofoam cup but
  there’s not enough room in the cup for a full packet of hot cocoa so it’s
  either too strong or too weak
• A piano that hasn’t been played
  since the 1980s
• A room that’s always closed and
  has adults talking behind it but you’re not quite sure who they are or if they
  ever leave
• Donuts that you’re not allowed to
  eat
• Scented markers and multicolored
  craft sticks in an old basket
• Veggie tales on VHS and two
  rolling tvs on ancient tv stands
• A room behind another room that has christmas decorations in it
• This table:

• that one bitch who’s always always wearing tights and a dress even though the basement never gets above like 55 degrees 
• Dusty ass bibles and one lone dusty ass hymnal
• Old programs for concerts, baptisms, events, and VBS printed with black ink on colored 8.5″x11″ paper folded in half 
• Little acrylic bead craft projects in the shapes of lizards or cats that some girl made at church camp and forgot to take home 
• Glitter but not in the joyful gay way
• Moms in fleece 

This is fascinating to me because I never went to church, I’m not a Christian, and yet I can so clearly imagine this it’s like I was there

I hate that I absolutely know what that looks and feels like. >.>

forgot the weird fizzy sprite + fruit juice drinks. Jesus juice!

ayusaurus:

catchymemes:

OP I think we need to have a talk about your definition of “slightly uncomfortable” because my levels of rage skyrocketed faster than it took Thanos to snap his fingers

fromorzammarwithlove:

Shocking new Dragon Age idea: A dalish clan, but they’re happy and healthy and nobody dies.

dimetrodone:

Crash Bandicoot

dankmemeuniversity:

mothfurry:

tilthat:

TIL that in the late 1600s London was plagued by an attacker who would spank his victims with a rod and shout “Spanko!” before running away

via reddit.com

is it problematic if I kin Spanko