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fuyumeh:

unamedwatcher:

hedgiwithapen:

Very Good Trope: Civillian is told “ stay in the car” while hero goes to confront villain. Hero gets in over head and all seems disaster. Civillian crashes car into villain. 

Me, watching: ohhohoho! But they stayed in the car! Yesss, this is very good!

So much better than the “they get out of the car and end up in trouble ruining the hero’s plan” trope.

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femboss:

femboss:

Why Does Mass Effect Andromeda Give Me The Power To Name Things

so y’all like my dumbass names huh

here’s my rejected list

  • Matriarch Pussyeater
  • A Dick Puncher Specifically
  • Gender
  • Gender 2
  • HELP I BLEW MY FINGERS OFF
  • DalatrASS Fucker
  • If You’re Reading This You’re Too Late
  • Gun (Lick Tested)
  • If Found Return to Ryder
  • Athame Tit Slapper
  • THIS GUN HAS EXPLOSIVE RUNES ON
  • Dont
  • Cease
  • Desist
  • Perish
  • Rooty Tooty Point n Shooty
  • HETEROSEXUAL VAPORISING LASER BEAM
  • Jim
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did-you-kno:

In 1997, two composers created ‘The
Most Unwanted Song’ by issuing a public
opinion survey and compiling all the
lyrical and musical elements that most
people found annoying. It combines a
harp, accordion, out-of-tune children
singing about Christmas and Walmart,
high-pitched flutes, tubas, keyboard
demos, someone yelling random political
terms through a megaphone, and an
operatic soprano rapping over cowboy
music, bagpipes, and screams.
It’s 22 minutes long. Source Source 2