Men’s body positivity is great and very needed. However, it needs to be better than muscly white guys with small beer bellies.
Men with love handles are great.
Men with breasts are great.
Men with stretch marks are awesome.
Men with uneven complexion and skin tone are great.
Men with vaginas are great.
Men with cellulite are great.
Men with beer bellies are great.
Skinny dudes? Awesome.
Fat dudes? Awesome.
Muscle guys? Awesome.
Short boys? Awesome.
The “dad bod” moment was great. But it’s time we move beyond an “acceptable” plus size man and celebrate all men’s bodies.
I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”
I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments
Oh yeah and any time someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk (which specifically is a weirdly popular drink) I say “one HOT NUT latte coming right up!”
My coworkers have not latched on to this one like they did with the others for some reason.
I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.
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Our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as “Texas Size” so sometimes when I hand it out in the drive-thru I like to say, “Here’s that TEXAS SIZE [drink] for ya, YEEEEHAW!”
And some people look at me as though I have just made their entire day while others look like they they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. Both reactions are equally satisfying.
I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.
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