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Big Gay Dracula Does a Shitpost
Personal blog of an enby trying to get by.
im a blb (bastard loving bastard)

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Where is that fucking gif of the guy standing in the fall breeze and a leaf hits his face and he eats it
Honestly, I’m surprised Canada didn’t try this first
You wanna know why we didn’t try this first?
That’s the size of some of our leaves.
That’s not even an argument that just means more food
turns out you can get an all-woman crew for free and the women have unique sea shanties so now my ship is powered by pure concentrated lesbianism
so i looked up the lyrics to the shanty they’re singing because i’m lovin it and someone provided
is that
does that literally just say “step on me” at the end
…yes, yes it does.

so, how long till this Tumblr bans us for being horny on main
Well let’s see, we all use the internet let’s say 6 hours a day, times 4 years, minus we’re not bots…
Hmm…. 3 week, yes.
We all have 3 weeks to live.
WOOOOO!
WOO-O!
Woo…
What?
I HAVE POSTED NOTHING BUT PORN FOR THE PAST THREE DAYS!
Not In This House: They Weren’t Feeling This Sweet Potato Pie Recipe Whatsoever
bitch what the fuck
i have to kill myself after witnessing this
Ohhh my god

