WHERE MY DICK GO
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The “cereal before milk or milk before cereal” debate ends now.
This is beyond upsetting
I can’t
What kind of monster…
But that perfect cereal pour…
Watson and I feel that, in order to do our best work, the chemistry needs to be right.
#see THIS is what makes Sherlock in Elementary so unique#a lot of versions of Sherlock#or pretty much Any modern crime drama would have the brilliant detective calling the other detectives ‘idiots’#or ‘amateurs’ or basically insulting their intelligence and ability as detectives#here Sherlock is both acknowledging their skill as detectives and crediting that to their Captain’s leadership#while also acknowledging that he can’t work with them because THEY don’t like him#all the while he is accepting as fair because he’s self-aware to know he’s not easy to work with#there are ways to depict an anti-social genius without being a huge asshole to everyone#and this is it
taako has a shirt that says “i think wizards should be able to vote” and every time he’s out in public some good samaritan stops him to make his day with the news that yes, in fact, they can, and he just loses it. complete fake-joy sobbing mess in the street. he thinks it’s the funniest thing in the world until magnus refuses to go out in public with him anymore
I 100% believe that this robot is completely captivated by these kittens
Escalation
Just casually making some easy cardboard/MDF dungeon tunnel map thingies. Nothing too risky.
Nearly burnt the fucking living room down.
Are you okay? How did you manage that?
I cut a rocky archway from the layered board material and made it far too narrow, but only noticed after I’d glued everything together and couldn’t get scissors or a file at it to correct the measurement.
So of course my idiot brain immediately jumps to “let’s set fire to the edges and burn some material away”.
Needless to say, this was not as successful as I imagined it might be.
alright everyone we’re gonna spell out gay
Give me a G!!!
G!!
Give me an A!!!
A!!!
Give me a T!!!
T!!!
Give me an O!!!
O!!!!
Give me an R!!!
R!!!!!!
Give me another A!!!
A!!!!!
Give me a D!!!
D!!!!!
And give me an E!!!
E!!!!!!!!!
What’s that spell??!!
GATORADE!!!!!!!!
wait
me: *overestimates the length of a yellow light and completely 100% runs a red light*
me while driving away: I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I
͡° ) Don’t.
͜ʖ ͡° ) Stop.
͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) Me.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) Now.
Don’t stop me…
‘cause I’m having a good time ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗ HAVING A GOOD TIME ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗ
