See I don’t knit, but my friend does and she says this is the funniest shit for anybody who knits, so… I guess? I’m pointing this to you @stitchcasual, is it funny?
my spouse just taught himself to knit on a whim and i don’t know if this was his internal monologue but it will be what i picture from this moment forward
The camera switching back and forth between McCree’s semi-realistic scruffy face and an anime girl from League of Legends is so jarring it hurts they don’t even look like they’re from the same series.
art collabs with your friend who only draws with a realistic style vs your weeb ass
11/2 Today Goofus the Peacock killed a mouse and instead of eating it right away, decided to wander around the pasture carrying it in his beak. The feral cats always appreciate dead-rodent-based performance art, so they followed behind Goofus single file to make a Very Exciting Dead Rodent Parade.
At one point Goofus stopped and put down his rodent and one of the feral cats dared to sniff at it, and Goofus unleashed The Most Terrifying Honk, something along the lines of I WILL END YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE AND YOUR BONES WILL BE FORGOTTEN ON THE FROZEN EARTH WHEN I SNUFF OUT THE SUN AND SING THE STARS TO DARKNESS I AM THE DEVOURER AND DESTROYER OF ALL THINGS
The feral cats, previously unaware that the Death Of The Universe And End Of All Things is currently living as a peacock, ran off at about fifty miles an hour and hid under the barn for the rest of the day. They didn’t even come out at milking time to beg for goat milk, which is a first.
We probably should not have named the Death Of The Universe And The End Of All Things “Goofus,” actually.
Are you kidding that’s the Prefect name for The Death Of The Universe And End Of All Things.
