I love my horse his name is Cobweb and we’re best friends.
This is lovely art and this is totally on my stupid shit-ass brain but I was scrolling and I’m not quite awake yet and I thought the horse was wearing lacey underwear.
Peter Parker dressed up as Thor for halloween. While Peter is adjusting his ridiculously oversized cape in the mirror before heading out, Thor jokingly offers to let him use Mjolnir as a prop.
He holds out the handle for Peter to take, knowing that the kid is distracted and will forget that no one can lift it, and it will immediately drop to the ground and it’ll be hysterical. How could the kid not know Thor was gonna have to mess with him a bit, it’s just a perfect opportunity.
What Thor did not expect was Peter easily taking the hammer in hand, giving it a little twirl with his wrist. Thor is… notably stunned.
“You sure dude? Isn’t this thing kind of important??” Peter questions, unsure. Thor is too dumbfounded to respond, the other Avengers in the room are also still realing, and poor Peter just wanted to get to his halloween party