otherwindow:

otherwindow:

Zenyatta is shirtless so Bob gives him his jacket but it’s so big and heavy Zen can’t float anymore.

#zenyatta being the polite little bean he is still says “thank you”

#and then attempts to walk away except he’s literally grinding on the ground and there’s sparks flying everywhere

smudgebucket:

coolcatgroup:

edgykoalagod:

When a cat head become too big for your hands reblog if you agree

what about cats getting way too big to be held

sapphic-space-syren:

bipolarblueberries:

“I’m not really mentally ill, I’m just faking this.” – A mentally ill proverb

i said this to my therapist and she just looked at me and said “so do you think i went to clown school”

swarnpert:

nice going dude you deactivated my charcoal

brainstatic:

Everything. Block any bills they don’t like, make the budget they want, control every committee, subpoena evidence against Trump, call hearings, depose witnesses. They can’t pass their own legislation because they don’t have the Senate or a veto-proof House majority, but other than that, the sky’s the limit.

pochowek:

helljumpingteufelhund:

pochowek:

eating chips with chopsticks is unironically galaxy brain. your fingers don’t get greasy and it lasts for longer

Fork

Oh yeah I’m going to stab my crunchy foods and make them fall apart like an absolute absentminded dunce, fool, clown, jester, like a monstrous moron, an idiot of Shakespearean proportions, a cretin