First of all, I hate this so much. Second of all, imagine if the two switched places.
(Veruca falls into the trash chute) Chorus: Pray thou no more; for mortals have no escape from destined woe. Wisdom is the supreme part of happiness; and reverence towards the gods must be inviolate. Great words of prideful men are ever punished with great blows…
(Oedipus stabs his eyes out) Oompa Loompas: Oompa loompa doopity do I’ve got another riddle for you What do you get when you sleep with your mum? A curse on your kids for decades to come~
1) this is hysterical and 2) think about the eons of culture that have lead to the creation of this joke. I am humbled by this.
lmfao ‘none of the straight characters died’ newsflash roger taylor brian may and john deacon are real ppl and they’re all not deceased but okay then
I can’t believe this is the swamp of idiocy we’re living in.
Wait, I thought the film wasn’t covering the AIDS crisis? That’s why I thought a lot of people were (still very inappropriately) calling for a boycott. So do we want Freddie’s death to be shown in the film or not?
ITS 👏 NOT 👏 A 👏 TROPE 👏 IF 👏 IT 👏 ACTUALLY 👏 HAPPENED 👏 WE 👏 ARE 👏 PEOPLE 👏 NOT 👏 STORIES
the american government enlists me for a special mission and they tie me to a giant bullseye target on the ground and starts airdropping tons upon tons of cheese right into my screaming mouth
There’s a comparison graphic
1 like = 1 prayer for the huge cheese to turn around and eat the government
the problem is that men are incapable of writing/drawing female characters that they are not attracted to and since men also have such a narrow idea of what an attractive woman looks like, 90% of all female characters drawn by men have the same face and body
The second girl at least read the book to confirm that it was shit, she even had Capote on deck as backup. Chick 1 is just lazy
Nope. Girl 2 saw that Girl 1′s absolutely accurate analysis was being shut down just because it wasn’t stated in an intellectual way (in spite of its validity). So Girl 2 reinforced Girl 1′s opinions in solidarity and made sure that it was absolutely clear that Girl 1 was factually correct. WITHOUT taking credit for her observations (”kim is right” instead of “Actually, kim”)
Girls supporting Girls.
Girls not letting other girls be treated poorly.
If you read thirty pages of a book and hate it, that’s a good analysis. Girl 1 literally said, “It sucked for these reasons, and I only got through 30 pages.” She was absolutely paying attention and trying to get it. But if all you get is a headache, fuck that book.
Also, “On the Road” just sucks. Truman Capote was right.
