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ironmanstan:

paopufruitts:

ironmanstan:

thomasthetankenginefuckers:

ironmanstan:

thomas the tank engine, aka the only monster no. one wants to fuck

that’s where you’re wrong

you made this blog just now and i feel responsible for the evil it represents

thomas the spank engine

i think humanity in the middle ages was onto something when they allowed only priests to be literate

transmedtwink:

lesbitchin:

if you don’t reblog this you’re straight

I legally can’t scroll past this post

markiplier-reaction-posts:

kikaiz:

fuchsimeon:

thenerdperry:

markiplier:

itskind-of-afunnystory:

mark you doof

The answer is quite simple; I did not own a spoon.

Mark.. Please explain why you didn’t own a spoon. Aren’t you like at least semi-rich?

You have a treadmill and several types of recording equipment how can you not have a SPOON. What do you eat cereal with??

Wow, you guys missed out on a real gem, huh?

The thrilling finale.

Hey do you guys remember that time when Mark didn’t have fucking silverware

maxiesatanofficial:

fattyatomicmutant:

houyo:

fattyatomicmutant:

I just realized
Vore day falls on August the 8th.

That’s 8/8

That’s like.

Ate ate eat eat idk

Fun fact: The common belief is that vore day is on 8/8 as a pun of eight/ate, but I’ve heard that it was actually started by Japanese artists and the way 8/8 is written in Japanese is a pun on the sound a growling stomach makes.

Meaning we have a wonderfully cross cultural shared pun going on and if that isn’t the coolest shit then you are simply wrong.

!!!!!!
That is the coolest!

why is there a vore day

zaoling:

skysinger-musings:

thanks-for-the-scarf:

gojiro:

Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires traditionally cannot see their reflections in a mirror is because mirrors used to be backed with a reflective layer of silver — which, as the metal of purity, would not ‘interact’ with Vampires, who are the Devil’s work.

However, modern mirrors have used aluminum as their reflective backing for many years now — and aluminum is not a ‘picky’ metal at all. So Vampires are able to see their reflections in modern mirrors.

All I can think about is a vampire used to not seeing their reflection in mirrors for centuries, and one day they are just walking along and unknowingly pass a mirror backed with aluminum and THEY NEARLY SHIT THEMSELVES.

reblogging for that gif

lornacrowley:

lornacrowley:

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i