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we-are-rogue:

lefthandedkaos:

boxwrestlefence:

We distilled some of the wisdom from this weekend’s knife disarm class into the most internet-friendly form. Enjoy!

“It’s pain chess. So think three moves ahead and stab them in the stomach.” @we-are-rogue

“There’s no point in fighting fair – it’s a knife fight!”

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the-opinionated-moose:

wahbegan:

beeth0ven:

my mom is a well intentioned yet nosy mom and she always wants to hook me up with people. it leads to some text message gems so the other day i went through and screenshotted the best. please enjoy.

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“I either just met a nice gay girl or a bigot” is bar none the absolute best text anyone has ever sent in the history of the human race nosy mom accidentally sums up the entire debate about the word q*eer in one historic text message it’s indescribably beautiful

Im just picturing a mom asking every girl the age of her daughter if she’s gay… its really funny