orrelse21:

My Fiancé’s birthday cake.

cursedcatimages:

submitted by @herrbismuth

whoneedssleepwhenyouhavecoffe:

Me whenever JK comes out with a new ridiculous HC:

grimmtidings:

durbikins:

goattrain:

mintycoolnessisrelevant:

mintycoolnessisrelevant:

mintycoolnessisrelevant:

mintycoolnessisrelevant:

mintycoolnessisrelevant:

do u remember those fuckers those…

those WEEGGh gHOGH stick fuckers

THESE

And theyre called….. oh no-

Hey baby 😉

Wanna touch my Groan Tube

Neon Groantube Evangelion

I can literally feel the walls of reality breaking down around me the longer this video plays.

reallyreallyreallytrying:

mystic-bullshitt:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

*they’re

congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps

causedandcreated:

ya know that look that vampire and pirates both have,,, the black pants, tall boots, and the slightly unbuttoned white blouse with ruffled sleeves?? yeah that,, that’s hot. 

agni-kai13:

eschatonin:

chorusofravenousangels:

sexhaver:

what if magic was real but it was treated the way music is now with different genres and like “oh youre still into conjuring? thats cool I guess. recently ive been getting into third-wave post-necromancy, it’s some pretty heavy stuff”

“what do you mean you’ve never learned FIREBALL, it’s a CLASSIC”
“idk I’m not really into evocations.”
“how can you not be into ANY evocations?”
“well, it’s kind of dad magic, isn’t it?”

Me: *floats surrounded by little stars*
Person: “Haha, what kind of nerd is into space atmosphere?”

Some dingus: transmutation is so passe why would anyone even learn it

Me transmuting a boring glass of water into delicious Dr pepper in my solid gold car: fuck you