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naamahdarling:

the-real-seebs:

downtroddendeity:

Today in “the sentiment is a good one but under the circumstances the punctuation could potentially cause confusion”: just to clarify, the story in question does not, repeat, does not involve a romantic relationship between Sherlock Holmes and HP Lovecraft.

well not with THAT attitude it doesn’t

I mean, if you WANT it to have meant that….there’s always…fanfiction.

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schmergo:

puerto-nic0:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…

The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.

Scary nurse in a creepy voice: “Do you have an appointment to see the doctor?”

Me: “Uh. Do you accept walk-ins?”

Scary farmer: “I like to kill people!”

My friend, brightly: “I like to die!”

Zombie : “AARRRGH”

Me : “Do you get dental insurance?”

Zombie : “TEETH!!”

This happened to me.

Scary prison dude: HELLO

Me: Nice to meet you!

Him: (pause) No it’s noooooot

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accio-shitpost:

dumbledore: once again I must ask too much of you, harry.

harry: yeah alright i mean not like you got any loyal adult followers who’d happily go on a camping trip to find some evil doodads but you know leave it all on the kid who’s not even of legal age yet that’s all good

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kisskicker:

a gil elvgren/riding high homage for the season. happy halloween to whomstever out there is still alive and following this account~   

special thanks to every awful person on the discord server who encouraged this image, you are the true heroes