Rockstar Games: In Red Dead Redemption II, you can see the wealth of beauty in the graphics and brand new varied combat features. And don’t forget to try out that new Dead-Eye shooter function!
Me, a girl: Hello meet my hot cowboy Arthur Morgan I have now spent 45 minutes dressing and shaving him as well as petting horses to make them love me, oh hello ladies may I kindly light that cigarette for you? howdy do da boy oh boy just a clickin my spurs what a game what a game đź¤
When you vote a straight democrat party it changes Beto to Cruz on some machines. If you’re in Texas and voting please RECHECK your answers. If your machine does this, notify someone working at the polling site.
The issue is with specific machines that let you push one button to vote straight-ticket, which is a “feature” that is configured by the people running the machines.Â
Essentially they build a small script that tells the machine which checkboxes to check when somebody selects “straight ticket”. When used correctly it’s a nice time-saving feature.
However.
An unethical person might “incorrectly” program the feature to select whomever they want, thus hijacking votes. Of course, when caught, it’s just “a programming error” and nobody goes to jail for tampering.
The workaround is NEVER use the “straight ticket” feature if offered.
Instead, hand-select each vote then verify the results before you submit. It’s seriously not very tedious and has a much higher chance of not being messed with.
We had to write a Mini Comic for my Illustration Class so I did mine based on The Frog and The Scorpion. Hopefully you all know the story!Â
But if you don’t know the story… In the original the scorpion stings the frog in the middle of the river. When the frog asks “why” the scorpion says “it’s in my nature” and they both die. I like my ending more.
Done with watercolor and pen and ink nib.
I always thought this story was fucked up, even when I heard it as a very young child. I even got put in the naughty corner, and a star next to my name crossed off for questioning it.
This story is so much better, and I like it’s message much more.
i go down this and break my legs landing in the shitty little pool with the acceleration from that twenty foot straight section and the people audience clap their fuckin asses off
our father, who art in the
Just to be clear, Babylon Bee is a satire/humor site.
Vampire: Father, this mortal plagues my thoughts night in and night out. I wish to establish a friendship with her and be her companion from now until the day she dies. How do I do it? I haven’t spoken to anyone outside of the clan since 1576.
Vampire Dad: It’s not as difficult as you think, son. You simply need to be direct, open and honest.
Vampire: Direct, open and honest?
Vampire: Yes, son. Just go to her, state your purpose, and wait for an answer.
Vampire:…….
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(Twenty minutes later, bursting through the wall of Jennifer’s house in the form of a giant vampire bat): JENNIFER I WANT TO BE FRIENDS
