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vimeddiee:

vimeddiee:

vimeddiee:

when will the porn bots go to war and die there

I’m not kidding, I reported and blocked a dozen of them on one of my art posts and went back to check on it MINUTES later and a handful more had replaced them

…it’s happening in your own house @staff

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cricketsqueak:

elemeno-pee:

mitochondriaandbunnies:

Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ.

Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room.

Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.

Bringing back Long Ziti for another round because it’s just too funny

real life creepypasta

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thischick25:

jumpingjacktrash:

toadschooled:

toadschooled:

Now, the term “criminally small” gets thrown around a lot on this blog. But I ask you… are you ready to behold true tininess? 

This baby Mozambique rain frog [Breviceps mossambicus] was found and phtoographed near the Vis-Agier resort in Sodwana Bay, South Africa. These frogs require no water source to reproduce, instead laying eggs underground which then hatch by direct development into tiny frogs like the one you see above. These frogs inhabit a wide range of central and southern Africa, and are most commonly found after brief periods of rain. Images by Vis-Agie Resort on Facebook.

oh my god that’s so illegal

they can’t be arrested for their tininess crimes

there are no cuffs that bitty

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cassandrapentayaaaaas:

Gross things to think about while you play fallout 4:

  • 200yo mattresses covered in God-knows-what.
  • 200yo clothes that may (or definitely may not) have been washed repeatedly in radioactive water.
  • Food that’s been boxed or canned and still hasn’t expired 200 years later.
  • Whose pompadour wig are you wearing?
  • How many owners have used that toothbrush you just picked up?
  • Where is the blood in the blood bags coming from?
  • Blood doesn’t keep forever.
  • It just doesn’t.
  • Whose blood is this?