Someone: If you could have any one super power what w-
Trans and nb people:
just gonna be real and say that shape shifting is by far the best super power just from how versatile it is
it packs in shape shifting(duh), flight, super strenght, and regeneration depending how you look at it(shapeshifting into a form without your injuries), possibly a few others
also, stretching/shrinking, extrahuman abilities taken from animals (stereoscopic sense of smell? expanded color range? underwater breathing? able to just straight-up hear heartbeats n stuff? night vision?), plus ALL CLOTHING would fit. EVERYTHING is your size and looks good on you.
and, more debatably, able to turn into different states of matter, immunity to some poisons and hostile environments, ability to travel incredibly quickly through open spaces by turning into light and back again.
If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.
It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…
the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck
Since last year, I’ve seen this headline around a lot as a description of our current political divide:
But it wasn’t until today that I found out there was a response article to it:
Seriously, this shit would be cartoonish and unbelievable in fiction, and yet someone actually wrote it.
Isn’t there a word about being compelled to do something against your will? Call me silly but I was under the impression that this is, you know, generally a bad thing.
I’m sorry that “saying you should care about people and not be a selfish asshole” is such an oppressive and awful thing to hear. Life must be a real struggle for you, having been attacked by things like Mr. Rogers and Sesame Street as a child.
