noirandpumpkinspice:

“Why does the third of the three brothers, who shares his food with the old woman in the wood, go on to become king of the country? Why does James Bond manage to disarm the nuclear bomb a few seconds before it goes off rather than, as it were, a few seconds afterwards? Because a universe where that did not happen would be a dark and hostile place. Let there be goblin hordes, let there be terrible environmental threats, let there be giant mutated slugs if you really must, but let there also be hope. It may be a grim, thin hope, an Arthurian sword at sunset, but let us know that we do not live in vain.”

— Terry Pratchett, “Let There Be Dragons” (A Slip of the Keyboard)

sabertoothwalrus:

your assigned pokemon kin

your age + the day you were born x the month you were born

the total is your pokedex number

mine is Marowak

Poliwag!

wereralph:

civildegree:

wereralph:

wereralph:

Straight Porn of the following characters is not valid

• Roadhog
• Bowser
• Zangief
• Any Orc
• Any Werewolf
• Ganondorf or Ganon
• Torbjorn
• Anyone from the Starfox universe
• Reaper
• Wario
• Chief Bogo

i mean tea but canonically shrek had babies with fiona so i can’t add him to this list but know that i wanted to. same with asgore

Doesn’t torbjorn have a daughter tho

well yeah, Torb topped Reinhardt who then gave birth to Brigette, next question

youdirtyshisno:

My aunt’s cat is very shy and hides when there are guests in her house. She semi-trusts my parents and will at least be in the same room as them. Tonight, my dad made some progress: