Big Gay Dracula Does a Shitpost

aaronbuzz:

magnumpicactus:

stimman3000:

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somebody tell me wtf this is

@magnumpicactus the sand is on top of really hot coal and is pretty much boiling. The dude is dragging the pot of coffee on it to boil it. Its a traditional turkish way to make turkish coffee and its really good.

bogleech:

lifesgrandparade:

Imagine typing out this letter and not stopping halfway and thinking “Hmmm, this makes me sound like the worst human being in the world.”

Holy fucking shit

shampooligan:

neilnevins:

shampooligan:

cartoon network’s internship application page is insane. there are so many bright neon colors and princess bubblegum is asking me if i’m a grad student

I interviewed for a position once and every time they flipped through my portfolio they made a Johnny Test whip crack noise

steven universe denied me health care benefits

maghols:

maghols:

we sell bastards at this store now

they moved her favorite lawn bags so she’s taken over the grass seed in protest….more bastardous than ever

juvia-is-my-spirit-animal:

When you get a phone call