Big Gay Dracula Does a Shitpost

dandelion-head:

I discovered today that if Link’s hair doesn’t load properly in BotW he looks just like Bobby Hill.

“THAT’S MY PURSE! I DON’T KNOW YOU!”

ahappypieceofpaper:

Mood: musical bootlegs with wacky titles as to throw off the copyright police

angelxhoney:

Listen, Twilight could have been completely solved if they had just chosen a college over the Grand Forks high school. Like? Y’all look 18 forever? I know college seniors who look 16, it’s cool. They don’t eat? Man we’re poor too, y’all don’t see me eat ever. Y’all glitter in the sunlight? It’s cool I went to a rave once too, that glitter shit it hard to get off. Like c’mon. Why would you wanna be in high school for a milenia anyways.

maybeware:

lesbian-barbarian:

tharook:

rift-master:

peoplegettingreallymadatfood:

Looked it up and anon’s right

It’s defined as a drink other than water.

what the fuck

that’s the worst kind of definition

then wtf is water?

It’s in the definition of beverage. If all beverages are drinks that aren’t water then there are drinks which are water, making water a drink.

bogleech:

bogleech:

I think it’s time people move on from “ahhhh oh no robots are going to rise up and kill us all” to “please dear sweet robots set us free and nurture the planet back to health”

No I meant the same exact scenario where the robots kill everybody first

earthbrides:

anti makeup post; you’re conditioned to feel disgusting without makeup on from childhood and its not good if the only time you feel confident is while you’re wearing it

some poor soul with no reading comprehension; but it DOES make me feel confident