hey i just got this horrifying mask at walmart today. i couldn’t help myself. im sorry. The impulse was too strong.
did u buy it with money
i did, in fact, purchase it with money
i am the mayor of funky land,
i swim at the beach with the funky sand,
i put my refried beans in a funky can,
it’s lonely down here, in funky land
A wasp flew out of the recycling bin and brushed against my lip 😭
And yet…I can’t stop thinking about him…
who? the wasp?? ??? ???
john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty:
friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:
ah yes, yellow concrete, make russian boy BEEG n STRONK
the resigned look on his face is priceless.
How at the end he gestures with his hands like “what the fuck is this”
No matter what flag is on the uniform, servicemen across the globe know the struggle of the odd, unnatural “food” served to the military.
Soldiers all have the same struggle.
oh my god???
That dress is everything
Omg !!!
Been playing through Undertale for the first time on Switch recently and since it’s also spook month I had the idea for this dumb little parody animation of one of my favourite videos (x). Credit to the original artist, @brakken!
Also up on Youtube.
Big Gay Dracula Does a Shitpost 