apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office
this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left
David’s co-workers probably: “This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?”
David: “Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.”
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WHAT THE FUCK KEEPS HAPPENING HERE
who is willing to shell out the several hundred for this
the answer is no one because this is a multipage and emotionally exhausting journey, i would charge a grand at LEAST
I don’t know what’s more funny or awesome, the fact that this started as a small post about some people’s choice of passwords or that it ended up with dragging in the shitpostcalligrapher and possibly a carpal tunnel syndrome
Please understand that I, OP, have been encouraging this nonsense from the beginning and this saga has been the highlight of my autumn.
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