these tweets are my favorite things because a full FOUR minutes later he was STILL thinking about this
Tiny Goat 🐐
LOOK AT JIGGLYPUFF
Jiggly-
FUCK
Why does Jigglypuff have fur?! It’s a balloon Pokémon! Balloons don’t have fur!
Because without fur, and skin only, it would just look like a big angry testicle.
In this world it’s milk or be milked
it’s really not
Google street view in Rome
@lalalastilldreaming: “Kojiro showing Musashi how to walk properly with stilettos”
I love this suggestion
Musashi and Kojiro are gay/lesbian solidarity but also they’re made for each other
Damn, save some for the rest of us
This is like the opposite of that dude sliding down a snowy hill with classical music
unstoppable force vs immovable object
starcrossed lovers
a challenger approaches:
these men represent 3 different facets of the physiology of human beings
gas station dude: raw physical power
classical music guy sliding down a snowy hill without skis: polished intellect
scooter man: unstoppable libido
PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT CRACK
AND YOU WONT GET IT BACK
WHEEEEN THE JAWS OPEN WIDE
AND THERE’S MORE JAWS INSIDE
Big Gay Dracula Does a Shitpost 