taako has a shirt that says “i think wizards should be able to vote” and every time he’s out in public some good samaritan stops him to make his day with the news that yes, in fact, they can, and he just loses it. complete fake-joy sobbing mess in the street. he thinks it’s the funniest thing in the world until magnus refuses to go out in public with him anymore
Just casually making some easy cardboard/MDF dungeon tunnel map thingies. Nothing too risky.
Nearly burnt the fucking living room down.
Are you okay? How did you manage that?
I cut a rocky archway from the layered board material and made it far too narrow, but only noticed after I’d glued everything together and couldn’t get scissors or a file at it to correct the measurement.
So of course my idiot brain immediately jumps to “let’s set fire to the edges and burn some material away”.
Needless to say, this was not as successful as I imagined it might be.
me: *overestimates the length of a yellow light and completely 100% runs a red light*
me while driving away: I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I
Big Gay Dracula Does a Shitpost 