insomniac-arrest:

new friend: gosh you are so intelligent and well-spoken

me: 🙂

me internally: you fool, that is because you are on level 2 friendship, by level 5 I will be mumbling nonsense and finishing every half-baked sentence with ‘ya know?’

left-reminders:

snulbug:

walking around the house at night w my cell phone flashlight on instead of turning on the lights feeling like a bronte character with a candle

spudsexuall:

My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it. 

Here are some of my favorites:

-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin”
-After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human”
-After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket”
-Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call
-One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake. 
-After spooning me: “You have a nice butt”
-”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying)
-”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying)
-Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue
-One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue
-One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence
-And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”

jupiters:

me at 9 pm: got a big day tomorrow. better hit the hay 

me at 2 am: 

graveyard-gh0stling:

graveyard-gh0stling:

andrewinyrd:

faeries can’t lie which is why hozier said “no comment” as to whether he is one of the folk, but then in another question, said “time moves differently in the fae realm” and qualified his statement with “i’m joking,” which suspiciously falls in line with the fact that the fae are notorious for being mischievous. therefore, we can make the assumption that his statement was not a lie but also not the full truth. in this essay i will 

Op where’s the essay

Where’s the essay OP

adult-sasuke:

that post was right i wouldn’t have a sense of humor without spongebob. its still some of the goddamn funniest shit i’ve ever seen. spongebob almost dying because he’s too polite to ask for a glass of water at sandy’s house. mr. krabs and spongebob killing the health inspector. smittywerbenjagermenjensen. “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs. and every afternoon I break my arms.” the perfume department on the flying dutchman’s boat. that time spongebob cleared his mind to be a fine dining waiter and forgot his own name because that’s how customer service just BE. the ugly barnacle that was so ugly everyone DIED. the END. the one where squidward buys a pie but it’s actually a bomb. and the MUSICAL numbers like??? the fun song. the christmas song. tony award winning song “this grill is not a grill”. the entire band geeks episode like…this is all from the top of my head!!!!! just from the top of my head!!! there’s so much more!!! thank god for stephen and all the laughs i’ve had because of him.

turquoisemagpie:

innudoggy:

enj-didnt-die-for-this-shit:

*whispers* hey guys so

ARTICLE 13 IS A BIG FUCKING PROBLEM

BUT!!! you can do things about it.

• do your research. i can’t say it enough, do your research, be more educated on the subject
• talk to your friends about it, ask teachers if they know what it means
• BASICALLY SPREAD THE WORD THAT IT’S HAPPENING AND IT’S HAPPENING QUICKLY
• yes this is not just about real life, if you see a post about it PLEASE reblog because more people will know about it then
• if you live in the EU (like i do) REACH OUT TO YOUR MEPS
• i don’t exactly believe in petitions but there are lots of them. so sign, share, sign, share.

article 13 WILL affect everyone around the world if it can pass. save your internet.

Spread the word!

since links don’t work on here; how to contact your MEPs (for European citizens; this also applies to UK citizen, more so as this is how I (a UK citizen) did it) 

1) google ‘my local MEP’

2) search for these 2 results: 

mySociety.org

WriteToThem.com

3) go to the sites, write your local postcode= it will find your local MEPs 

4) find the option to write to them and write to them with logical and informational reasons to oppose Article 13. You can’t forcefully tell them to not allow Article 13 (do NOT threaten them), but explain to them your reasons and tell them to please consider your argument and tell them of others who also are against Article 13 (mention how change.org has collected over 3 million signatures which indicates over 3 million people who you are speaking for alongside yourself)  

5) hope for the best- don’t expect an immediate response. In the meantime, spread more information on in. Not just online, but person to person.