Big Gay Dracula Does a Shitpost

ratsofftoya:

the american government enlists me for a special mission and they tie me to a giant bullseye target on the ground and starts airdropping tons upon tons of cheese right into my screaming mouth

excalibelle:

alittle-writer:

sfiddy:

queenafro-dite:

jean-luc-gohard:

The “friend zone” and unrequited love are not the same thing. Unrequited love is, “I love you, you don’t love me in that same way, I am sad about that.” The “friend zone” is, “I love you, you don’t love me in that same way, you have therefore wronged me.”

Unrequited love is, “My unilateral crush is my problem.” The “friend zone” is, “My unilateral crush is your problem.”

Again for the ones in the back

Louder.

Unrequited Love is sad. The friendzone is creepy.

EXACTLY. You’re allowed to be hurt and sad about your feelings not being mutual. You’re not allowed to treat that person badly or guilt trip them because of it.

monstertwix:

pumpkin-bread:

it just occurred to me that cats are basically pet monsters

• go bump in the night
• scratches at your door
• alarming noises
• “where are you, kitty?” looks under bed to see a pair of luminous eyes staring out of the gloom, unblinking. “oh there you are!”
• you spot movement out of the corner of your eye, but when you turn to look you see nothing 
• turn back and THERE IT IS

I’m sorry I couldn’t resist drawing these

bonus cuddles

dajo42:

bless you

thank you

chicken