surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

“i can leave the door open while i’m cleaning my bathroom,” i reasoned to myself. “surely my beloved cat, Meatball, isn’t dumb enough to try and jump into an open toilet full of Clorox”

i caught this tiny-little fool MID-FUCKING-AIR. i watched him start leaping and time literally slowed down. and then he had the audacity, the NERVE, to beep indignantly at me for ruining his plans

libertarirynn:

NO

No

No

No

• No

1. No

No

No

guts-of-glass:

heck-im-lost:

suspicious-sweaters:

chally-wally:

fandoms-winkitywonk:

imsuch-a-cliche:

zavens-bellarke:

fandomdiabetes:

eughg:

dinosaur-laser-comics:

back-that-sass-up:

gayforjotaro:

procrastinationstan:

elliexer:

beetlebongos:

breakfast

lunch

dinner

dessert

cool what the FUCKING HECK does this mean tho

has. has no one else seen these. gen zillenials where u at

i completely understand

I completely understand this

I think I just experienced asmr from looking at these

i fucking used to chew those colorful clear shits

dear lord

Oh my god I remember

Um you forgot the snacks

shit you right

And those little fucking coloured dogs, what are the dogs called FUCK they helped with numbers and came with huge fucking books they are midnight snacks

radvera:

finally some good news

altersociety:

woodmeat:

what the fuk u even suppose to do with ur hands while ur getting ur dick sucked

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