Big Gay Dracula Does a Shitpost

seras-sanctum:

you-had-me-at-e-flat-major:

double bubble disco queen headed to the guillotine

skin as cool as rasputin, russia’s greatest love machine

Boy, you think you know what’s happening in this one and then it just knocks you flat, doesn’t it

goblin-heart:

nail polish is goblincore bc you can make your fingernails colorful and sparkly and also you can hoard the bottles which are colorful and make good clacking sounds

sicktier:

I was trying to put my feelings into a comic for emotional relief but my sketch came out like this and I just fucking lost it I’m not even sad anymore

einarshadow:

lotstradamus:

finnhudsoninoz:

c-is-for-circinate:

…hey Harry Potter fans, we’re all in agreement that Dumbledore brought the Philosopher’s Stone to Hogwarts in Harry’s first year as a test to see whether Voldemort was paying attention and what sort of state he was in, now that Dumbledore’s chosen champion was old enough to hold a wand, right?

Like, Harry learns what magic is and it’s time to start moving towards the full and final destruction of Tom Riddle Junior, so Dumbledore has a chat with his long-time alchemy friend who’s been keeping this thing safe for literally six centuries straight, and ‘borrows’ the easiest source of immortality he can find as bait for a trap to lure Voldemort out into the open so Dumbledore can get the lay of the land to prep for the next seven years.  This is canon, right?

Yes, this is canon. In none of the other books is the climactic array of trials set up as a video-game dungeon perfectly tailored to the skillsets of three specific children. Hermione and Ron are drafted into this war quickly.

Draco gets so much shit for trying to kill Dumbledore but honestly who wouldn’t

@deadcatwithaflamethrower canon