andhumanslovedstories:

What up I found my Super Glitter eye Glue and my Goth Ass Bitch Gloss and I remembered why I don’t wear them usually, namely the amount of glitter I insist on weighs down my eyelids and the lip gloss makes my cheeks hurt because I can’t stop pursing my gleaming noir lips alluringly and then smacking them together to hear the sticky noise they make, the point is my mouth is full of lip gloss fumes but I feel very glamorous as I do my laundry

okay but all of this is a whole ass mood