andhumanslovedstories:

Competency kink is fine but you know what’s sexier??? Incompetence kink. Show me a character who has never done anything right. I’m horned up for the increasingly ineffectual villain who has done terrible things but like. stupidly. I crave the wanton hubris of a fool who has ran into three walls but believes they’ll walk right through the fourth. You know The Nice Guys where Ryan Gosling is sitting on a toilet and trying and failing to point a gun while keeping the bathroom stall door open? The raw sexuality of that choreography of failure impregnated me, and the baby came out my womb by doing a pratfall