5balloonss:

the Iliad: lol Patroclus and Achilles are gay

Plato: haha yeah man, who do you think tops?? I think Achilles bottoms personally

everyone in Greece: *banging pots and pans* being gay is okay!!!

Achilles himself: I love Patroclus so much, I would murder Hector for him a thousand times.

historians: wow look how good friends Patroclus and Achilles were 🙂 just bros