The largest cockroach ever is named Megalovania LongPenis
seriously though they’re gorgeous
ladies and gentlemen we have finally found Papa Roach
this post is a fuckin three hit combo
Why do people think my addition is a shitpost joke. How anyone can look at that insect and not think it’s a beautiful animal, it’s like it was carved out of solid mahogany. It turns red where the light passes through. It’s covered in long sweeping delicate little grooves.
They’re an extremely docile, laid back species naturally found only in caves, where they’re ecologically essential recyclers.
Like virtually all blattodea they’re very sanitary and incapable of causing any harm. Only three species of roach are “house pests” out of thousands and thousands.
Big Gay Dracula Does a Shitpost 