dykespeare:

dykespeare:

aziraphale: out of all the things that humanity got wrong about Up There, possibly the worst is the idea that being gay is a sin.
crowley: that’s not true?
aziraphale: of course not!
crowley: fuck, i was really hoping that was true.
aziraphale: that’s outrageous, why would you want that?
crowley: i LOVE doing gay shit! it just would’ve been really convenient if it was also part of my job description! two birds one stone!

crowley: do you have ANY IDEA how many humans are gay because of me?? what was the point, i ask you that! what was the point!!!
aziraphale: more gay people is good! you made the world a better place!

crowley: Fuck!!!!!! i’m not supposed to do that!!!!!