foodserviceconfessions:

Me: All right, that comes to $18.27.

Customer Probably Named Sharon: *opens wallet*

Customer Probably Named Carol: No no no no no no. You are not paying. I’M paying.

Sharon: Oh hush, I’ve got it. *holds out credit card*

Me: *reaches out to take credit card*

Carol: Nonononononono! *blocks me from taking credit card* You are NOT PAYING for this! {to me} Do NOT let her pay. Hold on, let me just– *fumbles with wallet*

Sharon: *rolls eyes* *holds out credit card again* Here, just take mine.

Me: *reaches out to take credit card*

Carol: *waves a twenty dollar bill at me* Don’t you dare! Don’t you dare take her card! Sharon, I told you, I’m the one paying!

Me: *hesitantly starts to reach for twenty*

Sharon: *glares at me* Don’t listen to her. I’m paying!

Me: *hesitantly starts to reach for credit card*

Carol: Sharon, please! *swats credit card with twenty*

Sharon: *gasp* Carol, stop! *reaches over Carol with credit card*

Carol and Sharon: *scuffle madly for seven minutes*

Me: *backs away slowly*

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