timemachineyeah:

happyhealthycats:

Citra is REALLY bad at meowing. She sounds like a broken party favor when she remembers to actually meow.

OH MY GOD

pupeach:

pupeach:

after a long day when you take a really hot shower and feel like molten metal and when you lay down in bed its like youre being poured back into a person shaped mold

mood again after eating too much candy then peeling away all my halloween makeup and tearing off a really hot costume

sublimesubpumpkin:

sublimesubpumpkin:

sublimesubpumpkin:

i’m gonna make a funny text post that will be relatable to d&d players, which is something i have never actually played myself. here goes

when you’ve made a character that doesn’t have the same morals as you, but you’re dedicated to staying in character with your in-game actions

nailed it

castlevania:

targent:

*deep sigh* *takes off my cowboy hat and plops down into the dirt* *starts filling my cowboy hat with little rocks* feelings, hunh…

bogleech:

sharkflan:

🎃HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🎃

I still haven’t done an evil within monster review but this thing is one of my favorites

garageband-bitch:

katesofheaven:

garageband-bitch:

the past tense of blink should be blunk discuss

no

think➡️thought

blink➡️blought

holy fucking shit you’re on a galaxy brain level of thinking and i respect you

sandybuny:

tinybed:

compfry

thats the crater they made when they landed