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fluxfaun

s-r-r-homebrew:

Listen, three are rules in fantasy, dwarven women WITHOUT BEARDS are a mockery of proper fantasy so consider instead

-dwarven noble women with long soft beards that they brush out and braid every single day

-dwarven warrior women with their beards braided back into their hair or cropped short to keep them or of the way in a fight

-dwarven seamstresses and cooks keeping their beards tired behind a cloth or net to keep their beards from getting into their work

-dwarven lady clerics braiding their beards to match their holy symbols or braiding beads with their holy symbols into their beards

– dwarven magic users who keep their arcane focus hidden in their gloriously styled beards

-young dwarven girls getting excited over their first chin hairs

-beauty in dwarven society bring directly linked to proper beard maintenance

-Dwarven couples braiding our styling their beards in the same fashion to imply they their together, just to be cute

Seriously though lady dwarves have beards, three is no excuse for creating them without them.

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listen.

fluxfaun

knitmeapony:

angryfishtrap:

nooneeverlookedforagirl:

jumpingjacktrash:

razziecat:

greenjudy:

jumpingjacktrash:

don’t vote for the best candidate.

vote for the one most likely to remove a republican.

it’s that simple.

Vote them out.

Vote for the candidate that sees every person as a human being.

not if they can’t win, buddy. i’m serious. LISTEN. VOTE OUT THE REPUBLICANS. EVEN IF THAT MEANS VOTING IN SOME REGULAR ASSHOLES.

if the candidate who sees every person as a human being is green party, then you vote for the democrat who sees every person as a stepping stone, because unless we get rid of the republican who sees every person as a target a lot of us are going to goddamn die. people are dying already. like, not to guilt you, but if we don’t get a democratic majority in the house and senate ASAP we’re screwed.

it doesn’t fucking matter if you voted for Jesus Actual Christ if he was running on a penny ante party ticket. we need you to vote for Joe Slick Bastard Democrat instead, because there is no such thing as a green party majority in the senate, do you understand? there will not be a green party speaker of the house. green party will not get to put up supreme court nominees.

if you vote for the Good People instead of the democrats, we’re gonna end up back in this toilet bowl again, only deeper this time because the republicans will take it as a mandate to do whatever they want.

take a deep breath, put on rubber gloves, and touch the poop. don’t be precious.

In the primary you vote for the best candidate. In the general you vote for the person who can remove the Republican. You have your chance to do both.

In the primary you vote for the best candidate. In the general you vote for the person who can remove the Republican.

I read on another post “this is about setting the difficulty of our boss battle for the next two years” and that is absolutely true.  You’re not voting for someone you agree with, you’re not voting for someone who is perfect or great or even good.

You are voting for the person who is a) going to get elected and b) is easiest to fight for what you need.  Until we move the needle, the best we can expect is ‘the best of all enemies’ and not ‘an ally’.