my first wondertrade in oras and i got a machamp incredible
all it knows is dig
level 31 and it just knows dig
what am i supposed to do with this
is
is this machamp’s name “homo matsuri”
as in
“homo festival”
yea this is good
Some more interesting information:
“Dig” in Japanese was originally “Ana wo horu,” which translates to “Dig a hole,” with the direct object’s being “Ana,” “a hole” and the verb’s being “horu,” “dig.”
The common writing of “ana,” “穴,” is the same as a colloquial term for the buttocks, “ketsu.”
“Horu,” in addition to it’s more standard definition, is also a slang verb meaning “to have anal sex (between two men).”
Your new Machamp is named “Homo Festival,” and it’s only move is to fuck a man in the ass.
it’s given me the answer to a lot of confusion in my life, and finally let me have confidence in myself that i never had before. i’m way less depressed and anxious because i’m lucky enough to live as an out trans person, and i mean, the cute outfits i can wear now? honey
plus, being trans has connected me to a history of resilience and revolution that i’m proud to look back on. it’s surrounded me with a colorful, hilarious culture that encouraged me to be more compassionate towards other people and love myself. i have a community. i have connections with people on a deeper and more intimate level because of my trans identity.
don’t get me wrong, i hate transphobia, and my own experience of gender dysphoria is awful. if you don’t like being trans, that’s okay! but the point i’m making here is that not everything about being transgender/nonbinary is awful. you’re allowed to like it, and you’re allowed to love it!
Not every Pokemon/ monster character has to be a modern depiction of a diety from ancient Sumer or an obscure real-life symbiotic relationship or a pun in six separate languages. Sometimes I just want a cool animal friend with an arbitrary magic ability. There’s no reason for Lapras to shoot ice except that it’s neat.
