vines y’all have been sleeping on aka vines i haven’t seen in comps but still make me happy
I’VE NEVER SEEN THAT ASL ONE BEFORE DOES ANYONE HAVE A LINK TO THAT BY ITSELF?
I was just talking to a family. The dad used “he” pronouns for me while the mom used “she”. They kept shooting each other sharp glances and subtly shaking their heads.
I said nothing, delighting in the fact that I am not obligated to be helpful in this circumstance.
Shoe…you really are a fae…
My NPC catchphrase when I approach guests is “Hello and welcome! My name is Ship. If you need anything or if you have questions, please let me know!”
A few times, guests have asked questions I could not answer, and jokingly complained that my introduction was a lie because I didn’t immediately know everything they asked me. I have then replied, “Oh, but sir, all I said was to please let me know if you have questions. I never said I would actually answer them.”
A guest: I have a question
Ship: okay. *walks away*
i will be on this website until @staff hunts me down and kills me in real life. good luck, fuckers
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Tube face.
Birb!
Birds actually like to stick their heads in things and chirp/sing because of the way the sound waves bounce off the inside. It’s like the birb version of when you yell HELLOOOOO into a canyon to hear the echo 🙂
why wasn’t I tagged in this ?????
HE WAS SINGING THE CHOCOBO THEME
oh to be a round little bird and to say beep from time to time
Big Gay Dracula Does a Shitpost 