“Hey, I like this color and it looks great on me!” you say one day.
Six years later you open your closet and nearly every shirt you own is the same shade of rusty red-orange. Help.
SHIT. SHIT SHIT SHIT.
I’VE BEEN MASC VELMA THIS ENTIRE TIME AND I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW
well my dudes it happened again
I was walking down the sidewalk downtown today and caught sight of my reflection in a shop window and realized I’m dressed like Velma AGAIN
Are you sure you’re not cosplaying Velma because, jinkies, you look like Velma a lot in that pic
no I just run towards warm-colored fabric like a bull charging a matador’s cape
artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.
its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post
pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs
Listen.
Everyone is furries.
Every single one of us.
You either live your truth, or you die lying to yourself.
Don’t wait.
You have nothing to lose but your chains :3c
I never get tired of this video. His little legs galloping… gah, so cute!
Have you seen this cuteness?
It’s a pacifier! He’s stolen a baby’s binky and he’s so excited. Adorable.
Feeling sad? Have a mighty hunter.
Why just buy a couch when you can wear one too
I was gonna get the second jacket but my mom gagged when i showed it to her
Big Gay Dracula Does a Shitpost 