light-cream-cheese:

livin-la-vida-dada:

I dressed up yesterday like this

but I kept getting comments on how I looked exactly like Nicki Minaj in this picture all night

I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HE-MAN!!

Everyone disregarded that and called me Nicki for the entire night.

I tried.

fractiousrvt:

@pangur-and-grim so Sundew has heard of your goblin’s legendary screams and seeks to serenade her.

thornyflesh:

CROWCORE

• similar to goblincore but more goth
• shiny stuff, wearing black, birds
• vulture culture (crow culture???) if youre into that kind of thing, if not thats chill
• stealing ur friends food (not mandatory but encouraged)
• you could steal food from people who are not your friends but do so at your own risk

you must be

• an absolute bastard
• smart but also a dumbass (true dumbasses also welcome)
• vengeful as hell
• you obviously gotta like crows to be crowcore like how are you even goth if you dont like those funky little birds

tokoshi:

me laying in bed on my phone, needing to pee for the past half hour with my phone on 2%

gayreinhardt:

someone cover me w a glass and push a piece of paper under me in order to safely take me outside

consultingdoctorwholock:

Giant monster:

*rises from the mediterranean sea*

Meryl Streep, putting on sunglasses:

Mamma Mia…

*cocks shotgun*

Here we go again

blackmarkettoothman:

womanwithaknife:

Dudes in 18th century would b like “if u don’t respond to my marriage proposal by next winter I’m going to enlist in the war and die .”