i arrive at the gay bar in full butch getup and i look like super hot like trust me and i start buying chocolate milk for the femmes at the bar…..between my striking good looks and my generosity concerning tasteful dairy products i have impressed them greatly and after an hour of chatting I make my move. i reach into my pocket and remove a large, gorgeous lichen affixed to a piece of bark from its protective herbarium packet that I have concealed in my pants pocket. “it’s a symbiotic relationship between a fungus and an algae,” i begin,
You say shitpost but I swear to god I would pick up the U-haul on our way home from the bar don’t try me
Wizard in cross-stitch. Sorry – he’s under glass – tried not to get too many reflections. He was supposed to be stitched (are you ready?) on a white or cream background, and the pillars were supposed to be black – ARE YOU KIDDING ME? This was stitched on a dark blue-gray, and the pillars and floorboards are in silver metallic threads. The year I finished this I saw the ‘white background’ version in a needlework competition – always wished I had been able to enter this one.
Big Gay Dracula Does a Shitpost 