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systlin:

kasaron:

systlin:

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cracked:

Why Everything You Know About Vikings Is A Lie

True story – There are historical accounts (well, there’s at least one historical account) in which English people whine about how the Norse men bathe so often they’re able to seduce the local women away from their husbands.

^^^ Yep. Turns out the women were way more into the hot well groomed muscular dudes who liked to smell nice.

*Hot, well groomed men who liked to smell nice and knew their way around sharp objects.

“I just don’t know why you couldn’t marry a local boy sweetie.” 

“What can I say dad, Hjalmar bathes regularly, smells nice, has shoulders, can wield a sword and can wield his sword ifyaknowwhatImean, and when he comes back from raids likes to shower me in rare gifts from overseas. Look at this necklace! The amber beads came from the lands of the Rus! Also, he’s teaching me how to shoot a bow and use a spear because he thinks it might be nice if I could go on raids too someday.”

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ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Where is that fucking gif of the guy standing in the fall breeze and a leaf hits his face and he eats it

Honestly, I’m surprised Canada didn’t try this first

You wanna know why we didn’t try this first?

That’s the size of some of our leaves.

That’s not even an argument that just means more food

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lesbianharbleu:

turns out you can get an all-woman crew for free and the women have unique sea shanties so now my ship is powered by pure concentrated lesbianism

@dhurkedatz

so i looked up the lyrics to the shanty they’re singing because i’m lovin it and someone provided

is that

does that literally just say “step on me” at the end

…yes, yes it does.